PRIAPEIA · Sacred TextsSPORTIVE EPIGRAMS ON PRIAPUS
Epigrams
To the Reader1. In play, Priapus (thou canst testify)2. Darkly might I to thee say: Oh give me for ever and ever3. These tablets, sacred to the Rigid God4. All the conditions (they say) Priapus made with the youngling5. Though I be wooden Priapus (as thou see'st)6. Oft in my speech one letter is lost; for Predicate always7. Matrons avoid this site, for your chaste breed8. 'Why be my parts obscene displayed without cover?' thou askest9. Why laugh such laughter, O most silly maid?10. 'Ware of my catching! If caught, with rod I never will harm thee11. A she (than Hector's parent longer aged,12. Thou shalt be pedicate (lad!), thou also (lass!) shalt be rogered13. Here' Here! nor dare expect (whoe'er thou be)14. Charged to my charge the fieldlet who shall dare15. Rare as those apples wherewith Hippomenes Schoeneïs ravished16. What hast thou, meddling watch, with me to do?17. Aye in this prickle of ours the bonniest boon to be found is18. Will ever Telethusa, posture-mime19. Thunders are under Jove; with the trident weaponed is Neptune20. Wealth is my loss! Do thou vouchsafe lend aid to my prayer,21. An fro' me woman shall thieve or plunder me man or a man-child,22. Whoso of violets here shall pluck or rose,23. Here has the bailiff, now of this plentiful garden the guardian,24. This staff of office cut from tree as 'tis,25. Hither, Quirites! (here what limit is?)26. Well-known darling of folk in the Circus Maximus far famed,27. Thou, of unrighteous thought, that hardly canst28. Priapus! perish I an words obscene29. Dreadful wi' sickle and dire with thy greater part, O Priapus!30. Hie thee amid these vines whereof an thou gather a grape-bunch31. Long as thy wanton hand to pluck refrain32. A damsel drier than the raisin'd grape,33. Wont the Priapi of old were to have both Naiads and Dryads34. At holy offering to the Lustful GodThief, for first thieving shalt be swived, but an35. Thief, for first thieving shalt be swived, but an36. We all show special notes of bodily shape:37. Why on memorial tablet do they limn38. Simply to thee I say whatever to say shall behove me39. Form-charms in Mercury have might to please40. Yon Telethusa befamed amid the damsels Suburran41. Whoso comes hither shall a bard become42. Bailiff Aristagoras of his grapes high-pedigree'd boasting43. Refrain from deeming all my sayings be44. What shouldest say this spear (although I'm wooden) be wishing45. Whenas the Rigid God espied a wight46. Ho girl! no whiter-skinned than Moorish man47. Who of you people here shall come to sup48. Tho' see you drench�d wet that part of me49. Thou, who art 'customed to view around the walls of our temple50. A certain person, an thou please (Priapus!)51. What be this pother? For what cause suspects52. Ho thou, which hardly thy rapacious hand53. Bacchus often is wont with a moderate bunch to be sated54. E, D, an thou write, conjoining the two with a hyphen55. Who could believe my words? 'Tis shame to confess that the sickle56. Thou too dost mock me, Thief! and the infamous57. A chough, a caries, an eld-worn grave58. Whatever thief shall trick my faith may he59. Know, lest due warning be denied by thee60. Hadst thou as many of apples as offers of verses (Priapus!)61. Why, cultivator, vainly moan to me62. Sleep, O ye watchdogs! safe, while aid in guarding the garden63. 'Tis not enough, my friends, I set my seat64. One than a goose's marrow softer far65. This, with his snout aye alert to uproot the lilies a-blowing66. Thou, who lest manly mark thy glances meet67. PEnelope's first syllable followed by firstling of DIdo68. An I rustical seem to have spoken somewhat unlearned69. What then? Had Trojan yard Taenerian dame and her Cunnus70. When the fig's honied sweet thy taste shall catch71. A starveling stranger made me laughing-stock72. An thou pluck of this orchard fruit to my guarding committed73. Of vergers diligent guard (Priapus!), threat74. Not to be moved am I; shouldst thou, Thief, venture on thieving75. Why, O ye pathic girls, with sidelong oglings observe me?76. Right through the middle of lads and of lasses a passage shall pierce77. Dodona is hallowed, Jupiter, to thee78. Though I be ag�d now, though head and chin79. The Gods and Goddesses deny thy teeth80. Although with yard distent (Priapus!) weighted81. Know that this crass coarse yard nor lengthens nor stands as becomes it82. While there is life 'tis fitting to hope, O rustical guardian!83. Bailiff of house whilom, now I of fieldlet the tiller84. What news be here? what send those angry gods?85. Neither of garden nor of blessed vine86. Roses in spring in the autumn fruits and in summer they bring me87. I thuswise fashioned I by rustic art88. This place, O youths, I protect, nor less this turf-builded cottage89. This grove to thee devote I give, Priapus!90. Thou who with prickle affrightest men and passives with sickle!91. I am not hew�d of the fragile elm92. A robber famed for greed exceeding wonder93. Carved me no rustic boor his artless sickle a-plying94. An thou would fain go filled thou mayest devour our Priapus95. First a wild-fig-tree trunk was I, not useful as timber